The Speepist Monarchal empire of Jireland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by just some kaiser syndicate with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.821 billion Jireians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of synder city. The average income tax rate is 28.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Jirelandian economy, worth 267 trillion synder mark and regional kredits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,559 synder mark and regional kredits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, birth rates have hit an all-time low, immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jireland's national animal is the russian bager, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is speepism.

Jireland is ranked 120,121^st in the world and 167^th in KAISERREICH for Safest, scoring 74.34 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.