The United States of Jendos is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by president Jenda with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 27.852 billion Jendos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sooga City. The average income tax rate is 41.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jendosian economy, worth a remarkable 3,124 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,179 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', and the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Jendosian Desert. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jendos's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is christianity.

Jendos is ranked 273,289^th in the world and 6^th in North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -265.08 on the Scary Big Number Scale.