The Creamy Delights of Jen and Barry is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.925 billion confectioners enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 6.3%.

The a confectioner economy, worth 491 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 62,002 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Jen and Barry's national animal is the cow.

Jen and Barry is ranked 246,567^th in the world and 1^st in State of Vermont for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.07 law-abiding acts per hour.