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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,571stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,631stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,359th
The Three Ring Circus of
Father Knows Best State
Homey don't play dat.
Homey the Clown
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Jellys Caye

Population24.473 billion

CapitalBig Top
LeaderHomey the Clown
FaithJelly Don't Stand On Homey No Mo

CurrencyCircus Peanut
AnimalJellys Clown Fish-Fox

The Three Ring Circus of Jellys Caye is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Homey the Clown with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.473 billion Jellys Cayeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Top. The average income tax rate is 5.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jellys Cayean economy, worth a remarkable 2,388 trillion Circus Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 97,591 Circus Peanuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work, environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course, the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation", and life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jellys Caye's national animal is the Jellys Clown Fish-Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Jelly Don't Stand On Homey No Mo.

Jellys Caye is ranked 293,641st in the world and 818th in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.36 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,571stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,631stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,359thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,634thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,119thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,821stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,891stLargest Retail Industry: 6,031stMost Corrupt Governments: 7,279thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,902ndLargest Populations: 8,725thMost Secular: 11,661stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,458thMost Armed: 12,977thRudest Citizens: 13,620thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 16,947thBest Weather: 20,536thMost Cultured: 23,000th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 68th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 74th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jellys Caye was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Jellys Caye was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Jellys Caye was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Jellys Caye, life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old".
  • : Following new legislation in Jellys Caye, the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation".
  • : Following new legislation in Jellys Caye, environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course.
  • : Following new legislation in Jellys Caye, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Jellys Caye, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches.
  • : Jellys Caye was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Jellys Caye was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.

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