Population | 22.681 billion |
Leader | King Wins of Jaboo |
Faith | sportz |
Currency | jaboo |
Animal | horse |
The Garnet and Gold Monarchy of Jaboo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Wins of Jaboo with an even hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, infamous sell-swords, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 22.681 billion Jabs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The minute government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Jabooan economy, worth a remarkable 2,297 trillion jaboos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 101,308 jaboos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 332,232 per year while the poor average 23,185, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.
Exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, and urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jaboo's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is sportz.
Jaboo is ranked 250,733rd in the world and 12th in Out Of Left Field for Most Primitive, scoring -154.37 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jaboo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Stationary, Highest Crime Rates, and Most Avoided.
- : Following new legislation in Jaboo, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
- : Jaboo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Jaboo, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
- : Jaboo proposed constructing embassies between Out Of Left Field and Western Connection.
- : Jaboo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Jaboo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : Jaboo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Jaboo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Jaboo, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.