The United Federal States of Ivorica is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mark Johnson with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, digital currency, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 14.607 billion Ivoricans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Columbus. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ivorican economy, worth a remarkable 5,921 trillion Ivorican Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 405,366 Ivorican Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ivorica's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Bunch of religions.

Ivorica is ranked 1,612^th in the world and 1^st in Lezra for Lowest Crime Rates, with 152.9 law-abiding acts per hour.