The A Game Mod went all the way to looking up my nation and all they gave me was this lousy pre-title of Islands Of Ventro is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Almighty Cow with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, humorless population of 8.677 billion Islands Of V∑ntroanoanoanoanoanoanoanoanoans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Island of V∑ntro City. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Islands Of V∑ntroanoanoanoanoanoanoanoanoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,822 trillion Gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 210,000 Gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vaccinations are mandatory, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and rumor has it that Almighty Cow has won three lotteries in a row. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Islands Of Ventro's national animal is the V∑ntroanoanoanoanoanoan gr∑∑n duck trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Sci∑nc∑.

Islands Of Ventro is ranked 2,586^th in the world and 2^nd in The Wellspring for Lowest Crime Rates, with 135.34 law-abiding acts per hour.