Population | 1.311 billion |
Capital | Sindarian |
Leader | King Aragorn II |
Faith | Alternate Universe Theory |
Currency | White Gems |
Animal | Tiger |
The Kingdom of Eastern Moria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Aragorn II with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.311 billion Eastern Morians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sindarian. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Eastern Morian economy, worth 260 trillion White Gems a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 198,597 White Gems, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,795,567 per year while the poor average 2,632, a ratio of 682 to 1.
Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, military spending recently hit a new high, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, and the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Moria's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Alternate Universe Theory.
Eastern Moria is ranked 32,186th in the world and 54th in The Wellspring for Most Beautiful Environments, with 811.72 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eastern Moria lost the endorsement of The Federal Republic of Mont de Philippe.
- : Eastern Moria endorsed The Federal Republic of Mont de Philippe.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Moria, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.
- : Eastern Moria's influence in The Wellspring rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Eastern Moria was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Mont de Philippe.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Moria, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders.
- : Eastern Moria withdrew its vote on the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Eastern Moria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Moria, military spending recently hit a new high.
- : Eastern Moria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 21 » Power for People, Upe, The Belverordia, Spycker, Goshenista, Lux Conos, Duista, Redomorph, Tybor, Loose Alcoholics, Hollibourn, Guasha, Caslinia, Volkerben, Balkvla Islands, Tiguex, Islands Of Ventro, Where the Bong Trees Grow, Rahoma, Floreiana, and Mellostan.