by Max Barry

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 7th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th
The Godless Mercantile Nexus of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Isla Vista

Population35.126 billion

LeaderColonial Premier Mawaar

CurrencyGolden Bond
AnimalMarsupial Tiger

The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, vat-grown people, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.126 billion Islanders are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Isla Vistan economy, worth an astonishing 29,078 trillion Golden Bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 827,838 Golden Bonds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,632,106 per year while the poor average 44,389, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Isla Vista at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla Vista is ranked 56,238th in the world and 37th in Wysteria for Highest Drug Use, scoring 78.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 7thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12thHighest Economic Output: 13thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13thMost Avoided: 20thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rdHighest Average Incomes: 24thMost Armed: 26thMost Secular: 28thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29thLargest Insurance Industry: 39thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 40thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 43rdLargest Mining Sector: 51stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 55thSmartest Citizens: 63rdLargest Populations: 64thFattest Citizens: 68thRudest Citizens: 79thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 88thHighest Crime Rates: 95thLargest Agricultural Sector: 110thLargest Retail Industry: 138thMost Corrupt Governments: 181stLargest Publishing Industry: 187thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 212thMost Cultured: 228thLargest Information Technology Sector: 256thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 1,726thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,220thLargest Black Market: 2,751stMost Influential: 5,473rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,484thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,531stMost Pro-Market: 6,696thTop
Largest Governments: 11,256thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,114th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the region

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