The State of Isaac Ebey is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.235 billion Isaac Ebeyians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The minute, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry is also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The powerhouse Isaac Ebeyian economy, worth 875 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 39,387 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 148,871 per year while the poor average 7,250, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, all tariffs have been abolished, and Isaac Ebey has designated Columbia Heights as its capital city. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Isaac Ebey's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Isaac Ebey is ranked 273,369^th in the world and 9^th in Houston for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.69 kickbacks per hour.