The Yo buddy still alive of Irenton is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Eternal Emperor Nicholas with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 10.909 billion Irentons are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chronove. The average income tax rate is 52.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Irenton economy, worth 320 trillion Centiums a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,410 Centiums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, The Eternal Emperor Nicholas has just been declared ruler of Irenton in an international press conference, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Irenton's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Militarily enforced Atheism.

Irenton is ranked 95,139^th in the world and 5^th in Cymopolia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.48 law-abiding acts per hour.