The Utopia of Insaniragica is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Insane Payne with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 26.264 billion Insaniragicans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insaniragica City. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The enormous but sluggish Insaniragican economy, worth a remarkable 1,364 trillion Lunary Shards a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is 51,949 Lunary Shards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is giving peace a chance, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun, and songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Insaniragica's national animal is the Canife, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Insanipaynity.

Insaniragica is ranked 2,747^th in the world and 1^st in Forest of the Fallen for Highest Food Quality, scoring 254.17 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.