The Empire of Imperial Guard Legions is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 17.778 billion Imperial Guardsmen are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.2%.

The strong Imperial Guard Legionsian economy, worth 960 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 54,019 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 367,269 per year while the poor average 2,902, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Euthanasia is illegal, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, nudity is frowned upon, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Imperial Guard Legions's national animal is the Paper Airplane, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Imperial Guard Legions is ranked 184,106^th in the world and 4^th in Hyperian Guard for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.09 law-abiding acts per hour.