Population | 3.433 billion |
Capital | No |
Leader | No |
Faith | Noooo |
Currency | No |
Animal | No |
The Full of Hatred 😡 of I Hate Making Puppets is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by No with an even hand, and remarkable for its fear of technology, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 3.433 billion I Hate Making Puppetsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of No. The average income tax rate is 45.7%.
The all-consuming I Hate Making Puppetsian economy, worth 380 trillion Noes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,874 Noes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
Foreign lack of enthusiasm for I Hate Making Puppetsian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them, and the number of students attending university has reached a record high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I Hate Making Puppets's national animal is the No, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Noooo.
I Hate Making Puppets is ranked 31,264th in the world and 131st in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Corrupt Governments, with 69.37 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : I Hate Making Puppets was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in I Hate Making Puppets, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
- : Following new legislation in I Hate Making Puppets, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them.
- : Following new legislation in I Hate Making Puppets, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
- : Following new legislation in I Hate Making Puppets, foreign lack of enthusiasm for I Hate Making Puppetsian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
- : Following new legislation in I Hate Making Puppets, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force.
- : I Hate Making Puppets was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : I Hate Making Puppets was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in I Hate Making Puppets, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters.
- : Following new legislation in I Hate Making Puppets, misbehaving Noes deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others.