The Losing All Hope of I am Jacks Wasted Life is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 19.76 billion I am Jacks Wasted Lifeans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant I am Jacks Wasted Lifean economy, worth 251 trillion Fight Club Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 12,717 Fight Club Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I am Jacks Wasted Life's national animal is the Space Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

I am Jacks Wasted Life is ranked 148,092^nd in the world and 52^nd in Underworld for Most Primitive, scoring -52.92 on the Scary Big Number Scale.