The Nittany Lions Way Home of I 99 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eisenhower with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.086 billion Highwaymen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of State College. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Roadworthy economy, worth a remarkable 1,191 trillion tolls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,457 tolls, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public, shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves, police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down, and mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I 99's national animal is the Barracude, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Constructionist.

I 99 is ranked 66,559^th in the world and 3,729^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.61 law-abiding acts per hour.