The Weed Whites and Wine of I 14 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eisenhower with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.297 billion Highwaymen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Killeen. The average income tax rate is 55.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Roadworthy economy, worth a remarkable 1,115 trillion tolls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 98,736 tolls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Killeen was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, and orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I 14's national animal is the cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Constructionist.

I 14 is ranked 43,833^rd in the world and 21^st in Texas for Most Corrupt Governments, with 48.18 kickbacks per hour.