Population | 7.455 billion |
Capital | Sostine |
Leader | Hrafn |
Currency | chimpa |
Animal | platypus |
The Half-Baked Principality of Hustlertwo is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Hrafn with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.455 billion Hustlertwoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sostine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Hustlertwoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,221 trillion chimpas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 297,981 chimpas, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, and airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hustlertwo's national animal is the platypus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Hustlertwo is ranked 6,437th in the world and 1st in Anti Discord Alliance for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 16,542.87 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Hustlertwo, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
- : Following new legislation in Hustlertwo, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
- : Following new legislation in Hustlertwo, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles.
- : Following new legislation in Hustlertwo, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
- : Hustlertwo voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Hustlertwo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 5% for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Following new legislation in Hustlertwo, the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records.
- : Following new legislation in Hustlertwo, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons.
- : Following new legislation in Hustlertwo, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
- : Following new legislation in Hustlertwo, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.