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Most Valuable International Artwork: 42ndRudest Citizens: 678thLargest Retail Industry: 761st
The Half-Baked Principality of
Capitalist Paradise
Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
Influence
Dominator
Governor
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Hustlertwo

Population7.455 billion

CapitalSostine
LeaderHrafn

Currencychimpa
Animalplatypus

The Half-Baked Principality of Hustlertwo is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Hrafn with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.455 billion Hustlertwoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sostine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hustlertwoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,221 trillion chimpas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 297,981 chimpas, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, and airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hustlertwo's national animal is the platypus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hustlertwo is ranked 6,437th in the world and 1st in Anti Discord Alliance for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 16,542.87 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 42ndRudest Citizens: 678thLargest Retail Industry: 761stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,877thFattest Citizens: 2,100thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,406thMost Patriotic: 2,478thMost Efficient Economies: 2,569thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,969thHighest Average Incomes: 3,027thMost Avoided: 3,494thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,504thLargest Mining Sector: 3,793rdSmartest Citizens: 3,882ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,988thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,437thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,583rdLargest Governments: 6,865thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,195thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,092ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,123rdLargest Black Market: 8,149thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,500thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,875thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,048thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,242ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,380thHighest Economic Output: 10,975thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,974thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,192ndMost Rebellious Youth: 13,002ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,382ndMost Cultured: 14,203rdMost Advanced Public Education: 14,250thTop
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Most Devout: 16,155thLowest Crime Rates: 16,577thMost Influential: 16,741stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,316thMost Developed: 22,933rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hustlertwo, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
  • : Following new legislation in Hustlertwo, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Hustlertwo, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles.
  • : Following new legislation in Hustlertwo, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Hustlertwo voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Hustlertwo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 5% for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Hustlertwo, the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records.
  • : Following new legislation in Hustlertwo, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons.
  • : Following new legislation in Hustlertwo, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Hustlertwo, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.

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