Population | 10.469 billion |
Capital | Shenligang |
Leader | Chairman Xuanxiao |
Faith | Daoism |
Currency | yuan |
Animal | mountain hawk-eagle |
The People's Republic of Huosheng is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chairman Xuanxiao with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, infamous sell-swords, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.469 billion Huoshen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shenligang. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Huoshen economy, worth a remarkable 3,376 trillion yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 322,496 yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Huosheng's national animal is the mountain hawk-eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Daoism.
Huosheng is ranked 3,437th in the world and 1st in Auralands for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,273.38 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Huosheng, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
- : Following new legislation in Huosheng, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
- : Following new legislation in Huosheng, many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses.
- : Following new legislation in Huosheng, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
- : Following new legislation in Huosheng, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job'.
- : Following new legislation in Huosheng, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day.
- : Following new legislation in Huosheng, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties.
- : Following new legislation in Huosheng, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself.
- : Following new legislation in Huosheng, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
- : Following new legislation in Huosheng, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.