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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 236thMost Influential: 485thMost Devout: 4,944th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
May the Schwartz be with you
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population10.011 billion

CapitalSierra Gordo
LeaderSupreme Overloard Norm
FaithThe way


The Federal Republic of Humptalumpta is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Overloard Norm with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.011 billion Humptalumptans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sierra Gordo. The average income tax rate is 63.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Humptalumptan economy, worth a remarkable 1,274 trillion Wingwangs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,318 Wingwangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Group hugs break out during floor votes, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, and a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humptalumpta's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The way.

Humptalumpta is ranked 6,061st in the world and 319th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 135.71 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 236thMost Influential: 485thTop
Most Devout: 4,944thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,183rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,885thRudest Citizens: 6,061stMost Beautiful Environments: 6,537thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,607thBest Weather: 6,676thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,930thMost Developed: 8,477thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,733rdSmartest Citizens: 8,763rdNicest Citizens: 9,120thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,229thMost Cultured: 9,899thMost Stationary: 9,962ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,035thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,221stLowest Crime Rates: 11,584thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,929thHighest Economic Output: 14,272ndMost Pacifist: 14,372ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,574thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,071stMost Efficient Economies: 19,512thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,909thHighest Average Incomes: 20,709thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,416thSafest: 22,738thLargest Governments: 23,908thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,005th
Most Influential: 158th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 188th in the regionMost Stationary: 211th in the regionMost Devout: 214th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 252nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 319th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 373rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 391st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 399th in the regionBest Weather: 400th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 463rd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 494th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 500th in the regionMost Cultured: 506th in the regionMost Developed: 512th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 522nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 523rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 526th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 618th in the regionLargest Populations: 624th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 655th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 671st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 715th in the regionNudest: 826th in the regionMost Pacifist: 831st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 887th in the region

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