The Federal Republic of Humptalumpta is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Supreme Overloard Norm with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 16.452 billion Humptalumptans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sierra Gordo. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Humptalumptan economy, worth a remarkable 2,252 trillion Wingwangs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,890 Wingwangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humptalumpta's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The way.

Humptalumpta is ranked 13,343^rd in the world and 934^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 96.07 law-abiding acts per hour.