The Feline Guard of Hopla de Bebino is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Baron Maurice de Bebino with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.259 billion Bebinans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Law & Order and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cattown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The powerhouse Beninan economy, worth 905 trillion Cats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 38,912 Cats, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 137,739 per year while the poor average 7,937, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Hopla de Bebino has designated Cattown as its capital city, Felinism has been named as Hopla de Bebino's national religion, and Baron Maurice de Bebino has just been declared ruler of Hopla de Bebino in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Hopla de Bebino's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Felinism.

Hopla de Bebino is ranked 273,546^th in the world and 3^rd in The Eastern Lands for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.69 kickbacks per hour.