The Republic of Heaveria is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, devout population of 17.309 billion Heaverians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jupid. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Heaverian economy, worth a remarkable 1,307 trillion Krows a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 75,544 Krows, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, and 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heaveria's national animal is the Heaverian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Heaveria is ranked 29,365^th in the world and 29^th in The Free Nations Region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.11 law-abiding acts per hour.