The Republic of Hawk11 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.245 billion Hawk11ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Hawk11ian economy, worth 878 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,238 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Mothers drive their college-graduate children to work, citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, and young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hawk11's national animal is the giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hawk11 is ranked 23,061^st in the world and 37^th in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.35 law-abiding acts per hour.