The Superintendent of State of H Douglas is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Superintendent Douglas with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.122 billion H Douglas are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Douglagrad. The average income tax rate is 26.6%.

The strong H Douglasian economy, worth 528 trillion Platinums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 52,253 Platinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand, the Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore, and sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors. Crime is moderate. H Douglas's national animal is the Black Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

H Douglas is ranked 234,879^th in the world and 12^th in Krasnaya for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 199.39 on the Gilded Widget Scale.