The Republic of Guinea Pig Horde XXXVIII is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, ban on automobiles, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.819 billion Guinea Pig Horde XXXVIIIians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 37.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Guinea Pig Horde XXXVIIIian economy, worth 402 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,068 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Guinea Pig Horde XXXVIII's hospitals, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, and liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guinea Pig Horde XXXVIII's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guinea Pig Horde XXXVIII is ranked 145,033^rd in the world and 6,107^th in Lazarus for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,793.02 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.