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Largest Populations: 2,068thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,954thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,979th
The CP Alliance Security Force of
Corporate Bordello
Because we're right
Influence
Superpower
Governor
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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Guardians of Paradise

Population36.358 billion

Currencymark
Animaleagle

The CP Alliance Security Force of Guardians of Paradise is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 36.358 billion Goppers are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The powerhouse Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 3,169 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 87,177 marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 498,474 per year while the poor average 7,373, a ratio of 67.6 to 1.

Businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, Guardians of Paradise has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Guardians of Paradise's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Guardians of Paradise is ranked 78,357th in the world and 4th in Conservative Paradise for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,145.93 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Largest Populations: 2,068thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 3,954thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,979thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,321stHighest Economic Output: 6,819thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,913thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,852ndTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 18,644thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,293rdMost Pro-Market: 22,609thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,228thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 28,064th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Guardians of Paradise was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Valuable International Artwork, and Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Guardians of Paradise was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
  • : Guardians of Paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Guardians of Paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Guardians of Paradise's influence in Conservative Paradise rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Guardians of Paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Guardians of Paradise altered its national flag.
  • : Guardians of Paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Guardians of Paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Guardians of Paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.

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