The State of Grianan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 17.584 billion Griananians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The very strong Griananian economy, worth a remarkable 1,085 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 61,748 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Grianan has designated Capital Heights as its capital city and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Grianan in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Grianan's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Grianan is ranked 149,197^th in the world and 5^th in Federal Republic of Russia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.24 kickbacks per hour.