The 2nd Deliberative Theocracy of Free Transhumanists is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Overseer Breena I with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.956 billion Kalyans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neosanctum. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kalyan economy, worth a remarkable 9,832 trillion FTR credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 616,220 FTR credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

A new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence, and women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Free Transhumanists's national animal is the Mole, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kalyan Extropianism.

Free Transhumanists is ranked 284,872^nd in the world and 27^th in Free Market Federation for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 11.85 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.