The Imperial Sultanate of Greater Ismir is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kadir Osman with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.629 billion Izmiri are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nëö-İstanbül. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Izmiri economy, worth a remarkable 1,101 trillion diravcins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 127,657 diravcins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

For some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, and half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Ismir's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is All Denominations of Islam.

Greater Ismir is ranked 29,386^th in the world and 5^th in Third Cynglish Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.1 law-abiding acts per hour.