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Largest Agricultural Sector: 961stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,702ndMost Patriotic: 8,088th
The Imperial Sultanate of
Authoritarian Democracy
Savaşaerak, Savaşarb, Devrithawa, ama asla yenme.
Öztürk Osman
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Greater Ismir

Population2.483 billion

LeaderÖztürk Osman
FaithOttoman Muslim

AnimalGray Wolf

The Imperial Sultanate of Greater Ismir is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Öztürk Osman with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.483 billion Greater Izmiri are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nëö-İstanbül. The average income tax rate is 65.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Greater Izmiri economy, worth 311 trillion diravcins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,637 diravcins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins, and women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Ismir's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ottoman Muslim.

Greater Ismir is ranked 202,090th in the world and 54th in Grand Abbeyverne Republic for Most Primitive, scoring -166.1 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 961stTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,702ndMost Patriotic: 8,088thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,049thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,635thMost Devout: 9,867thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,037thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,667thTop
Largest Black Market: 13,850thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,014thHealthiest Citizens: 16,207thLowest Crime Rates: 19,689thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,748thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,455thHighest Average Incomes: 21,550th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the region

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