The Kingdom of Granmokile is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 245 million Granmokileans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Granmokilean economy, worth 4.47 trillion Graniles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 18,234 Graniles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cars have been banned, declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Leader to progressive thinkers, stews often contain used tissues and pocket fluff, and the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Granmokile's national animal is the Black Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Granmokile is ranked 283,274^th in the world and 284^th in Declansburg for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -13.28 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.