The State of Grande Dictadura is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 21.496 billion Grande Dictadurans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The powerhouse Grande Dictaduran economy, worth a remarkable 1,003 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 46,661 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 160,085 per year while the poor average 9,982, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Nudity is frowned upon and voting is voluntary. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Grande Dictadura's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Grande Dictadura is ranked 179,910^th in the world and 7^th in Funafuti for Most Primitive, scoring -70.36 on the Scary Big Number Scale.