The Cup of Tea of Grand Miltonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, enslaved workforce, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 32.365 billion Grand Miltonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Happy's Funland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Grand Miltonian economy, worth an astonishing 10,835 trillion CCUS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 334,803 CCUS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,122,734 per year while the poor average 3,179, a ratio of 982 to 1.

Stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, the same 32365 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Leader's every word on Twitcher, and voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Grand Miltonia's national animal is the Sea Squirt, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grand Miltonia is ranked 70,802^nd in the world and 6^th in Taijitu for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,405.73 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.