The Sanic of Gotta Go Fest is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 5.415 billion Gotta Go Festians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.4%.

The Gotta Go Festian economy, worth 238 trillion Mobiums a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 44,129 Mobiums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Hedgehog is a protected species, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, Gotta Go Fest City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is moderate. Gotta Go Fest's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gotta Go Fest is ranked 109,305^th in the world and 1^st in United Alliance Of Nations for Nicest Citizens, with 13 average smiles per day.