The State of Gordonaria is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.278 billion Gordonarians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong Gordonarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,012 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 55,419 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 376,784 per year while the poor average 2,977, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, Gordonaria has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Gordonaria in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gordonaria's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gordonaria is ranked 140,028^th in the world and 334^th in 0000 for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,954.86 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.