The Republic of Golia Pheviaia is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, parental licensing program, and public floggings. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.311 billion Golia Pheviaians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.4%.

The thriving Golia Pheviaian economy, worth 579 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 62,264 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, and parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golia Pheviaia's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Golia Pheviaia is ranked 55,742^nd in the world and 12^th in Keep of Darkness XL for Safest, scoring 101.22 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.