The Theocracy of God Fearing Devoted is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Brian Copeland with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.707 billion God Fearing Devotedians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bethselem. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient God Fearing Devotedian economy, worth a remarkable 6,134 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 417,133 Coins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,163,974 per year while the poor average 15,357, a ratio of 206 to 1.

It's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. God Fearing Devoted's national animal is the Snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

God Fearing Devoted is ranked 60^th in the world and 1^st in Fifth Empire for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1,330.61 kickbacks per hour.