The Empire of Goblin 0 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 7.501 billion Goblin 0ians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 17.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Goblin 0ian economy, worth 132 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 17,627 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is well under control. Goblin 0's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Goblin 0 is ranked 170,679^th in the world and 2^nd in The Snakes for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.24 law-abiding acts per hour.