The Democratic Empire of Glorious New England is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 11.238 billion New Englandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Glorious New Englandian economy, worth 963 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,709 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glorious New England's national animal is the duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Glorious New England is ranked 264,851^st in the world and 2^nd in Boston Massachusetts for Most Primitive, scoring -211.82 on the Scary Big Number Scale.