The Republic of Glesihastaire is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.278 billion Glesihastaireans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 9.6%.

The strong Glesihastairean economy, worth 576 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 56,074 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, voting is voluntary, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, and the government is outsourcing itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Glesihastaire's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Glesihastaire is ranked 242,237^th in the world and 16^th in Syria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.11 law-abiding acts per hour.