The Dominion of Giovanniland V is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.059 billion Giovanniland Vians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Giovanniland Vian economy, worth 540 trillion Golden Orbs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,159 Golden Orbs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Giovanniland Vian weed picker are way up, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, and internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Giovanniland V's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Giovanniland V is ranked 32,949^th in the world and 1^st in America Through Presidencies for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.04 law-abiding acts per hour.