The Astonishing Aurora of Gio Farm 90 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.716 billion Gio Farm 90ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 90ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,062 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,935 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, and politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 90's national animal is the farm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gio Farm 90 is ranked 70,356^th in the world and 52^nd in Giovanniland for Safest, scoring 94.56 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.