The Astonishing Aurora of Gio Farm 90 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.629 billion Gio Farm 90ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 90ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,042 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 120,816 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door, and politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 90's national animal is the farm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gio Farm 90 is ranked 123,831^st in the world and 354^th in Giovanniland for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 39,627.82 Standard Monetary Units.