The Democratic Brazil of Gio Farm 179 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.263 billion Gio Farm 179ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 179ian economy, worth 925 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 112,004 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 413,222 per year while the poor average 21,422, a ratio of 19.3 to 1.

There's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, if the best leaders are those who don't want to lead then Leader's lack of leadership must be a great leadership quality, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 179's national animal is the farmer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gio Farm 179 is ranked 82,617^th in the world and 41^st in Giovanniland for Most Primitive, scoring 24.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.