Population | 17.37 billion |
Capital | Spookville |
Leader | King Warlock Ghost VI |
Faith | Spookism |
Currency | Pumpkin |
Animal | Black Cat |
The Evil Republic of Ghost Land is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Warlock Ghost VI with an iron fist, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.37 billion Ghostlanders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spookville. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Ghost Landian economy, worth a remarkable 7,381 trillion Pumpkins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 424,966 Pumpkins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ghost Land's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spookism.
Ghost Land is ranked 1,675th in the world and 1st in Groovy for Lowest Crime Rates, with 151.35 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ghost Land, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
- : Following new legislation in Ghost Land, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
- : Following new legislation in Ghost Land, women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets.
- : Following new legislation in Ghost Land, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
- : Following new legislation in Ghost Land, it takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads.
- : Following new legislation in Ghost Land, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Ghost Land, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection.
- : Following new legislation in Ghost Land, Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike.
- : Following new legislation in Ghost Land, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government.
- : Following new legislation in Ghost Land, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".