The Republic of Gerion Lannister is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, daily referendums, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.85 billion Gerion Lannisterians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.7%.

The strong Gerion Lannisterian economy, worth 115 trillion ---s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,504 ---s, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, and 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gerion Lannister's national animal is the ---, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gerion Lannister is ranked 65,775^th in the world and 52^nd in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Primitive, scoring 42.01 on the Scary Big Number Scale.