The Commonwealth of Gemandjojos nation is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jack with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.674 billion Gemandjojos nationians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dog City. The average income tax rate is 40.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Gemandjojos nationian economy, worth 113 trillion Doggoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,831 Doggoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Maximum security Gemandjojos nationian subway stations inspire prison systems around the world, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, Dog is one of the most popular forenames in Gemandjojos nation, and anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gemandjojos nation's national animal is the Dog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Dogs.

Gemandjojos nation is ranked 88,338^th in the world and 4,832^nd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.56 law-abiding acts per hour.