The Narcotic of GATITanisTAN is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pretty Princess Nyazik Mergen with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.367 billion Gatitans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Environment, with Spirituality, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Defense and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faizalshaher. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.7%.

The thriving Gatitan economy, worth 279 trillion puls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 51,985 puls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 156,189 per year while the poor average 13,506, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

The tightness of border controls in GATITanisTAN leave a little to be desired, the 'Half King of Maxtopia' exhibit is the least popular amongst museum-goers, red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (GATITanisTAN has found 2 easter eggs), and agricultural employees work for peanuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. GATITanisTAN's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Grind.

GATITanisTAN is ranked 177,765^th in the world and 21^st in International Northwestern Union for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.