The Colony of GAR33 is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 9.143 billion GAR33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 17.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient GAR33ian economy, worth 343 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,590 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. GAR33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

GAR33 is ranked 199,631^st in the world and 1^st in Greater American Reich for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 76.42 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.