The Commonwealth of Gaeslan 167 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 17.968 billion Gaeslan 167ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 50.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Gaeslan 167ian economy, worth 577 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 32,124 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown. Gaeslan 167's national animal is the gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Gaeslan 167 is ranked 153,633^rd in the world and 1^st in Guatemala City for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 611.56 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.